Oh yes. This is actually well beyond the Hater and into straight-up scam territory, but I'll take a scathing indictment from Amelie over nothing at all.

"MORE MONEY = BETTER THAN. Got it?"

angry samoan has hit the nail on the head.

Josh, your '80s Guy avatar makes me very happy.

What a great idea, viobiadr!

ba, I love you. Marry me and join me on the trail.

And by her constantly receding hairline. Bad plastic surgery is making her more and more alienlike every day.

Yup, pop into Sam Goody to take a look at their previously played cassettes, quick walk over to Service Merchandise to look at (but never buy) some dress khakis, and then pop into the video store. Me in 1991.

I must confess that I do have a CD-ROM of Oregon Trail - not the really old, black-and-green-screen one, but the next edition, where you meet creepy people on the trail and stuff. My niece left it here when she came down for a visit a few years ago and I keep "forgetting" to send it back.

The best part was happening upon the gravestones of classmates and fellow fourth-graders who'd died in computer sessions before you. Because people always gave themselves terrible names when the teacher wasn't looking, so the headstone graphic would say something like "HERE LIES BOOGER MCFARTBOOBS".

Yeah, "My urge for regicide has subsided slightly" is tops to me too, HappySquirrel. The quotes are always good but that one is sublime.

"Stanley tried to die just to get away" is indeed one of the funniest lines of a funny, funny song. Andy's insistence on musical performance, no matter how pathetic or attention-seeking it makes him look, is just priceless.

"Stanley tried to die just to get away" is indeed one of the funniest lines of a funny, funny song. Andy's insistence on musical performance, no matter how pathetic or attention-seeking it makes him look, is just priceless.

God, I love this comment board.

Harbinger, I also used to sort of like Kanye because he was a self-indulgent quasi-artsy weirdo, but it's gotten tiresome. Looking at the man's ouevre, he's produced some middling-to-good albums, and collaborates with a lot of talented people, but he himself just isn't that great. It's odd how money and attention can…

Thou shalt not…horn in on…uh…thy husband's…racket.

HEY!
DON'T MESS WITH MY EMOTIONS! THIS HAD BETTER BE TRUE!!!

Oh, but Arthur Leigh Motherfucker was proven not to be who we thought he was through posthumous DNA testing.

Whatever happened to Mizzundastood? I'd forgotten all about her.

Oh, Pilgrim, that was my contribution to the Emo Cardio rundown as started by Phel. But you're right, lots of guys do that. (Not you, of course.)