I don't know - it seems like the implication is that frequent ejaculation causes constipation, which certainly hasn't been my experience…

I've given that one some thought, and my suspicion is that Topher, realising he was at least partly responsible for the fall of civilisation, actually sat in his own chair and loaded up a previous version of himself (no telling how early) just so he didn't have to know about what he'd done. Then the scene in this…

Why make billions, when we could make… millions?

@Gentle - I liked the SPOILER reboot movie's solution to the question of why Spock never took the KM test: because he designed it. Of course it's a total retcon, but it does have the benefit of giving that line in WoK a slightly sharper edge.

So glad that moment in Serenity's been covered. Still gets me.

I'd have to second pretty much all the movies listed here that I've seen (I have a really low threshold). Most recently it was Wall-E which I came to late. As for JCrowemancer, the scene where Eve is rebuilding Wall-E really sends me over the edge; I'm already tearing up a little, and then she (spoiler, I guess) goes…