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No more dog jokes
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The video ones you generally keep plugged in.

Um, JJMM, not to hijack your post, but…how are you? What happened with the scan?

Ah, right. Thanks. The DUIs slipped my mind. Still weird, though.

Oooh, bad news. Got a couple of ovaries here that say you're right, you are a pig.

Emily
I know this is late in the week but a quick question. Why the hell is Emily's blood information in the mystical police database? I would just write it off to the regular "don't look behind the curtain" Dexter method of plot advancement, but then she had to go and have those bars on the door and windows…

Thoughts are with you, dude.

At the end of the last episode, I wondered if maybe Quinn's obsession with Kyle Butler was going to end up leading Deb further the path of figuring out who Dexter really is. I still have a little hope that Deb's information gathering will go somewhere.

No, no, it really wasn't.

I was giving them the benefit of the doubt until I saw Bill close the doors and then just shake it off.

Will someone please tell me…
WHY you would put SILVER doors in a fucking vampire palace? Decor fetishist boyfriend notwithstanding, is Russell really that stupid?

Have to say, Tara kind of kicked the crap out of Eggs first. And as someone who wanted to smack Eggs several times in the past couple of episodes, I appreciated that.

Why didn't Sookie read Luke coming in and realize what was going on? There weren't that many humans around, you'd have thought she'd "feel" him. She read that undercover cop at Fangtasia last season before the raid.

The HBO web site has her as a maenad. That's not to say that the HBO marketing department is getting daily memos on character development.

Jason isn't that quick
Did anyone else find it strange that Jason responded so quickly to Pastor's Wife when she put the fangs in? At first I thought he had snapped and was losing it (flashbacks to his friend in the basement and all), but when he stopped it just didn't ring true.