Holy shit, someone was able to land a Produnova at the Commonwealth Games? And it was an Indian? Maybe I should have been paying more attention to this.

Later, I'll talk to students about trading snacks at lunch. Is it insider trading? No, it isn't.

I would return baseball and college football to the way they were in 1966.

Sorry for the tardiness (and sorry for saying that word around Abed), but it's still July 31 in California.

Season 4, Episode 1: History 101

You wouldn't happen to have that screenshot of the SpongeBob porno, would you? I need it for a friend.

1. The Good that Won't Come Out
2. A Better Son/Daughter
3. Portions for Foxes
4. Pictures of Success
5. Does He Love You?
6. The Execution of All Things
7. Glendora
8. It Just Is
9. Silver Lining
10. Spectacular Views

I like it fine, but it never sticks with me after I'm done watching. All my friends love Drunk History, and I'm just not really into it like that.

hey go fuck yourself Maryland is the shit

This episode of Veep is set in Palo Alto, where I was born, but it was clearly filmed in College Park, where I go to school. I am feeling this on an existential level.

Since Argentina's a big deal right now, I thought now would be a good time to share the movie idea I've been kicking around in my head for a couple years now. The subject of the movie is the 1970 kidnapping and murder of Pedro Eugenio Aramburu.

Can you invite me over for dinner sometime?

Robert Caro. If you have a lot of time, read the entire Years of Lyndon Johnson series; if not, The Power Broker is one of the best books I've ever read.

I meant Vanity Fair, but Punch too, come to think of it.

Does it count as erotic friend fiction if it's about yourself?

To be completely fair, religion would be a larger issue than race.

I miss the old British magazine that had the drawings of just about every significant public figure of the 19th century. Those pictures are the best.

That is as cut-and-dried a case of voter intimidation as I can imagine, but it's remarkably difficult to get anyone in trouble for that sort of thing. Back in 2010 I was volunteering for a state senate campaign, and here in Santa Clara County (the most Democratic part of the district by far) the Republican campaign…

Is this where we share the minutiae of our lives? Because I have something that I can share.

Great, thanks! I have too much spare time at work during the day, so it'll be nice to have another diversion.