It doesn't do that; it just squeezes pre-processed bags of fruit juice product.

Oh man, I haven't watched that in far, far too long.

This album is gorgeous; I've listened to it ten times in the last three days. I suppose if you don't like synths and catchy hooks you might not like it, but this record is even better than Heartthrob, which was my favorite album of the decade to date. Every song is fantastic. I'm glad that this is the kind of music…

heyyyyyyyy

Absolutely! I'd love to.

I have not! That sounds rough but also fun.

Curt Schilling

I didn't really watch anything of note, but on Saturday night the quizbowl club got together for our end-of-year party; since there was a power outage at the apartment where our social events usually happen, I had to host everyone in my repulsive hovel instead. (Fortunately this was the night before my roommate…

As a matter of fact, I just got an e-mail from Tech confirming that this is in fact still a thing that is happening. I start class August 15, so I'll be there by then.

101 — Pilot

Sky Ferreira's worth discussing because she's fantastic.

Season 2 really did suffer from Annie becoming whatever was most convenient to the plot. Basic Rocket Science is my go-to example for this.

You know me too well.

It's been over five years now (nearly a quarter of my life) since I first came across Community, and it's been over five years now since the conclusion of Community's first season, which is still the most perfect season of television I've ever seen. While I've seen every episode over a dozen times, it's been an…

COST is pretty good! It's never made sense the reaction to the screeners.

It's not good (that Britta storyline is awful), but there are worse.

I think about this a lot.

I mean, you could do that, but the answer is Alison Brie, so you'd be wrong.

She's great!

Man, Canada is weird.