In fairness, there have been about twice as many goals as last time.

Can we talk about Billings? He's such a great character, and it's remarkable that he only appears in Season 4. It just seems like he's always been around.

Yeah, it's unfortunate. Have people just not noticed that reviews are back? I probably wouldn't have if wallflower hadn't mentioned it on the Community comment section.

My orientation for this internship involved a lot more discussion of the Cisco Systems #brand than I was expecting. I guess #brand awareness is important in all fields.

Deitch made a Hobbit movie? How did I not know this?

Oh yeah, Tim Hudak is a ridiculous joke candidate.

If there ever comes a point in my life when "Greendale Is Where I Belong" stops making me feel everything all at once, please do me the favor of putting me out of my misery.

He is Canadian and I am very much American.

Also true! I am a straight male, so I have two privilege points, but if I were white I would have all three. That's the dream.

My only brother is 7½ years younger than me, so I've done that my whole life. It should have stopped being fun at some point but it never really did.

On the other hand, you are a citizen of the greatest country on earth and I am not. Think about that.

Hey, I'm about that height too! I grew a lot in seventh grade and for a brief moment in time I was one of the tallest kids in my class, and then I stopped growing forever. All the kids who were my height then are over six feet now.

Well, I don't exactly know how the girl I like likes me back, although I have some idea. That's what's been occupying my mind mostly the last few weeks.

Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet is one of two films that in my experience serve as immensely useful shibboleths, as every American who went to a public high school has seen them whereas private school kids have not. The other is The Miracle of Life, which was referenced on Bunheads to my everlasting delight.

Tell me something that you think I should know.

I hate it when people say "I" when they mean "me". Hypercorrection bothers me a lot.

Taco Bell is where my friends and I hang out when we're at home, because we are all Taco Bell enthusiasts and because it's one of the two places in Cupertino to hang out at. The other is the library, which is closed at night.

1. American (Standard)
2. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
3. Singaporean

Text I got while I was on the train at 11:30 tonight (2:30 in the morning East Coast time):

I keep meaning to listen to more of it but 69 songs is a lot.