That's disappointing, but thanks for letting us know.

I don't know. I think I was looking for a reason to talk about my life situation right now, but Narrator's question looks like it covered that. I just want something that'll make me think; if I could ask the questions myself, I wouldn't need you guys to ask them.

How do you feel about Spring Breakers? A proper answer to this question is the most important thing of all.

That it led to my existence.

Come on, nobody has anything else that they want to ask me? This hasn't gone on for nearly long enough.

My football team is 3-2; not bad, but not great. I don't know if we're doing basketball, although I would certainly be amenable to that. Hockey is already under way, and I'm doing great there because I had the foresight to draft Tomas Hertl with my second-to-last pick and Hertl currently has more goals than six…

I would like to see Traffic, though.

You Only Live Twice

I found this picture on the Internet today.

Life is going pretty well for me. In the most basic standpoint, I have no material or monetary needs and I'm getting good grades, so all my bases are covered there. Lately I have been thinking a lot about my life and my interactions with others, of which (if we're being honest) there haven't been a whole lot since…

Well, I've never been able to come up with good usernames, so I decided to go intentionally obscure with a character who appears in one episode in Season 1 of Parks and Recreation. That it confuses people is an added feature.

I've had a significant amount of work for school, and honestly it's been a while since I've been able to muster the energy to watch anything. Otherwise I totally would watch it, I promise.

I don't have a lot to do tonight and Tinychat (my usual fix) is down and I get kind of sad when I'm without anything to keep me occupied this early in the night, so I'm going to jump on Alex's bandwagon. Please ask me questions related to my life right now or any other thing, and I will try to give an answer that is…

Why are you so timid in this post? Assert yourself.

Oh, yeah, my mom is definitely really into ABBA.

I don't recall that; I may not have been around for it. In any case, I can't say I've known any dogs.

Don't worry about who you're rooting for; it's beside the point. The important thing is that the Dodgers lose.

Yeah, that seems about right.

1. My writing tends to be confined to message boards; I don't think much of anything I've read has gotten much of any readers beyond the people I know. I guess probably it would be the time that my very infrequently updated blog was linked from McCovey Chronicles; a lot of hits were had that day. My most-liked AV Club…

I think it was definitely my talking about my poop that did it.