I can't believe you guys linked to a trailer that was going to get pulled for copyright violation. Were there no official trailers?

Vaughn: "Goo…"

Do you think she's crossing her eyes on purpose, or did she scramble her brain leaning too close to her focal point?

I always thought he did a great American accent, but my ex girlfriend was watching the Wire for the first time last year and she texted me after the first episode, "That guy Macnulty is English or Scottish or something."

I'm dying to see how they make the point about the guard smelling like rosewater within the context of the movie.

It would be one thing if this was a local restaurant or something, where you could imagine them thinking that the tradeoff of being on a reality show is worth the hassle, in exchange for having your name said a thousand times on Fox. But  a credit card processing company doesn't need mass exposure. What's their…

I'm not sure I get the "joke" about the jews there.

Cee Lo is so short he almost didn't make it into the picture.

Jesse Eisenberg played a better Michael Cera in Zombieland than this hack ever could.

ya, I think I'd like that too… he gets like a third of the way into a joke and the music starts distantly playing. He keeps doing the sideways smile for a few more beats, then he can't take it anymore, Update be damned, and he jumps up and starts dancing. Jason Sudeikis springs out of the shadows and starts doing the…

ya, fair point. I think what I really meant was that Jimmy has a lot of energy and enthusiasm, but Seth is just sort of sitting there reading words without a lot of expression on his face.

You'll be able to make a pretty amazing sequel to sideways with nothing but spiderman footage.

I've kind of grown to like him in the news, and I really liked his Zinger character.

"I’d love if he could write more than one episode per season, but then we’d never get a new book."

Amazingly, "Jonah Hill was making out with Maya Angelou in the closet" has been the name of my band for the last 18 months.

One sentence and a grade; that's an efficient review!

That's obviously Martin Prince's water dish that's empty, but otherwise crackerjack report.

Even-newer survey reveals that nobody cares what other people think about Justin Bieber.

*sproing*

Doesn't he? Doesn't he run like a welshman?