I was half-expecting him to pop a rod when he got to turn the handle that lowered the girls towards the water.

jesus christ, calm down you fucking dimwit.

There was something incredibly sweet and touching about Brenda being SO proud of being humble.

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Isn't this being produced by Stuttering John?

This is definitely not an act of desperation after Andy Sambergs film career failed to take off. How dare you even think that.

I think he should have said to the cop "Look, she's drunk but she wasn't driving, and she's scared for me. She doesn't mean what she's saying, can you let her call a cab and focus on arresting me?"

Her husband threw her right under the bus, what a pussy.

I think it's artistic pretension. Fuller is so impressed with the power of his own art, that he imagines it having an overwhelming effect on the viewer, perhaps more than the viewer can handle.

I want to see that pulled episode, but I really dislike the idea of paying them for their pretentious stupidity.

I've liked the Rock ever since I saw him on Howard Stern. Some fan of his had agreed to come into the studio and have water balloons filled with urine thrown at his bare ass, in exchange for meeting the Rock.

I like this movie more in retrospect, because I'm braced for the non-ending, but in the moment, the first time you encounter it, its like having a rug yanked out from under your feet. Shyamalan admitted that he didn't have a good second or third act so he settled for stretching the first act into a full movie.

This is a stupid study. And not because it's studying a TV show, but just because this conclusion they reached, that if they had drunk the coffee all at once they'd be dead, is meaningless.

Showrunner: Sorry, was that too subtle? Here's a pair of tits.

What does Brienne have to do to convince us that she's not a him? Stand up naked in the bath?

Hey, at least it's not a remake. I mean, somewhere there's at least the ambition of having a new idea.

Keep telling yourself that.

… you're not sure if there's an interesting way for Emilia Clarke to portray a woman discovering her sexuality on television?

I guess, judging by the comments I'm in the minority here, but what the hell is she talking about?

The only reason we're not killing you is that it's crueler to let you live the rest of your life "enjoying" those prequels.