I don't mind the violence, but I'm not sure how much more stupidity I can take.

The problems with this show are all in the writing. If you watch it with the sound off, and let the actors tell the story just through their performance, I swear to god it becomes amazing.

It seems worth noting that it's Mark Hamill saying "May the floss be with you," not some scrub joker who has nothing to do with star wars.

To do list:

Hey, readable, non-black text over the image! Way to work the problem, avclub!

ya, he just meant what has four legs and is covered in the insect known as tick, with no idea that there was a joke in there somewhere.

Who's the rocket scientist who put black text over a black image for this on the front page?

I like that in your accounting, he's going to escape 3 more times that he's been kidnapped. If he's lucky one of them will be an escape from the script itself.

Surely it's "David Ben-Purr-ion"

A movie buff like him should have known that announcing your retirement means you're going to die soon.

This is only the second time and I'm already sick of people smuggling in stealth tribe names.

I hope she plays her female grinch character!

".. then Ford angrily demanded to be taken back to his "helicopter" and given his afternoon jello snack."

I like the way even the weatherman concedes by the end that, really, who the fuck needs a weathercast on the news? He basically tells the viewers to go to a website if you care so much.

Hold on, I almost give a shit… nope, too late.

Hugh Jackman likes to sing and dance way too much to be taken seriously as Wolverine.

He should play the Goverer as actually being that guy, just having taken a weird turn in the post-zombie world.

I can't believe none of these survivors have just shot Rick yet. When he was giving that whole speech about how it's not up to him alone to decide how everyone lives or dies, I couldn't believe all the nodding and smiling going on. I can't have been the only one thinking "Really? Because we all thought you were some…

Seth Mcwhatever even said himself that he thought the show should have probably ended on a high note several seasons ago. Then Fox backed up another truckload of faberge eggs and Ming vases and copies of Superman #1 to his mansion and he scurried back into the sound studio to record more "funny" voices.

Sure, just post your phone number and I'll call you and walk you through it.