If memory serves, in the original story they turned up as corpses in the cornfield, just dead.

"This might be the most referenced episode of the show. It’s turned up on everything from The Simpsons to a Michael Jackson episode."

I must have missed some of the exposition, what happened to Brandon in his personal life because of his first Survivor appearance?

They can probably say whoopee, but not "making whoopee," because that directly refers to the sex act, as they say in Standards and Practices

"Kevin" "Smith" is "thinking" about "making" "Clerks III" a "book."

Unfortunately, James Franco's Gay Town is right in the middle of the Who Gives a Shit district.

They treat anything Hubbard wrote as infallible and sacred. He was loosely anti-gay in his early writings and some of that has apparently stuck.

. o O ( Those crabcakes look good. I wonder how many I can fit in my mouth at one time.)

Pictured above: the North American Speckled Douchebag, wearing its traditional camouflage, lures its prey in close by ignoring it.

^ Jonathan Coulton

It's a new arrangement, and there is a creative spark, so technically he does have a gripe, but all he did was cover a song. He really should have already moved on, not just from Glee covering his cover, but from the fact that he even did it in the first place.

I always had trouble telling him apart from Billy Crystal.

Up and at Dem!

"To safely dispose of a Ginger child, utilize the included shoulder-mounted slingshot, and be sure to clear the hedges so the child cannot easily return."

"To safely dispose of a Ginger child, utilize the included shoulder-mounted slingshot, and be sure to clear the hedges so the child cannot easily return."

Hugh Acheson is a charisma-sucking black hole. And shave that fucking unibrow.

Hugh Acheson is a charisma-sucking black hole. And shave that fucking unibrow.

Ya, in their enthusiastic funmaking, they forgot to say what actually happened. New editor!!

Ya, in their enthusiastic funmaking, they forgot to say what actually happened. New editor!!

You probably tapped into the reason the challenge was so convoluted, Reynold's Wrap doesn't want to be directly associated with people fucking up their food, so they have to also jump through hoops no human would ever experience, to dilute the loss.