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David Gervais
When I started watching the orginal U.K. Office, Ricky Gervais's character David Brent really pulled me in. He was an asshole who knew deep down he was an asshole and refused to admit. Probably one of the best character roles I've seen on a television show…but Ricky Gervais's problem is that he's now

Pride and Predator.

WTFuck
While my entire family hates Radiohead with a passion (they think Yorke's voice in whiney, screechy, annoying. They think the music's boring, has no flow, no choruses, and it's talentless drivel.) I on the other hand continuously try to change their opinions but they won't budge. An inch. All I can say is

Never got into this show as a kid…
But for some reason it still pops into my head as one of those nostalgic shows that define my childhood. Bravo was hot shit though.

A surprisingly great tasting food
is monkey brain dipped in tiger urine with a hint of tabasco sauce. Let it ferment for 12 days then mix it with any kind of chili sauce your heart ever so desires.

I feel like this phrase is about as old Mel Gibson is…and, moving on…

Idioteque was what I was going for, not this Steve Miller bro.

Take the money and run
Take the money and run, take the money.

The one death no one can avoid
is the inevitable death of this series.