Upvoted for Jonothan Starsmore reference.

That's because his real back story is terrible.

At first I was thinking Ted Mosby, because Dr. Strange is probably a douche. Then I thought Zach Braff, because he has the medical experience. Then I decided that I don't really care, I'll watch it no matter what.

Still have the soundtrack - never seen the movie. The same with the Spawn soundtrack, which does the same thing only with metal and… I guess they called it electronica back then?

Calling senior citizens and pretending to be their grandchildren so they will wire you money.

I always assumed that they took the name because "Red 5" was already taken as a band name.

If you use rabbit ears, then you just can't move the TV from that one spot where it picks up anything but static.

You want Chris Hardwick to beat your wife?

They did that already: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…