I guess he didnt mind the penis

I just so happen to be wearing my Tobias "I just blue myself" tshirt today…even if that means me taking a chubby I'll suck it up.

Please can't we go back to the days where it was socially accepted to get wasted at work then pass out on the couch in your office to sleep it off?

psh
Cant we just send the cast of Jersey Shore and finally get rid of them all…Come on you know everyone would tune in to see a bunch of guidos blow up