Its a shame you had to read the book in order to figure that out, but frankly, it serves you right.  You should have known better.

I will not see this movie due to the fact that I am not mentally retarded.

"Rob Zombie" is the worst film maker in the Anglophonic world.  His only achievement in the field of cinema was that one scene (which lasts a couple seconds) wherein the corpse of the character played by the actor-who-played-"Dwight-Schrute" is revealed to have been used to construct a mock-up of a Merman (looking…