how does Lars Von Trier tie his shoes?

Guitar solo…weedly-weeeee, weedly waaaaahhhhh!

My grandma described this album as an "ethereal, dreamy soundscape". I told her she should get a job reviewing music, but she said no thanks, I'll just keep knitting this doyley.

bitten by a radioactive foot! He's got all the powers of a foot!

how do hotshot trial lawyers figure into this?

haha, Bellona! That was muy hilario

I like the idea of Jeff Tweedy sitting on the couch watching Law and Order. Maybe eating some chips.

Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is a good album

Wilco seems like the best example of a good old regular "rock band". does that make any sense?

that was pretty well said.

haha, mumblecore. that's really a thing?

Fast times on Kevin Kline's ding-a-ling

John fuckin Huntsman

I'll admit that the only one I  clicked on was the one with the the lady imminently unbra-ing herself

that photo is burying the needle on my doucheometer

I dunno, any time I spend some time on 9/11 conspiracy websites, I find myself thinking, "heeeyyy…maybe they're right!" Then, after detoxing, I come back to my senses. The rhetorical tricks can be very seductive; I completely understand why so many believe them. The event itself was so singular and surreal that far…

I'd agree that for Up, 3-D doesn't add much to the experience. But Coraline was definitely better in 3-D

it's over….in 3-D!

did you feel as though you might be able to pluck the Edge's nose hairs?

you're right, it is a lot of work to look at two numbers and see if one is higher. Kudos etc for being a dumb sonofabitch