you will die

Peel, your stock just went up

don't tell him what to do!

Our local hole in the wall had the saloon doors too. It's like you're walking into an old timey bar, but instead of a player piano and a mustachioed man wiping the inside of a glass, there's a VHS copy of The Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio, Vol. 17

Considering the state of the economy, I'd wager there are plenty of adults clamoring for part time jobs at Blockbuster…

As someone who used to be one of those sweaty, angry 17 year old clerks, let me just say Sean O'Neal, you owe 8.52 in late fees for Midnight Tease 2 and Black Dog, and cannot rent again until they are paid in full. Also, we are currently out of Sour Patch Kids, but we do have this delicious box of Cookie Dough Bites

In the next edition, Lucas will digitally insert Jar-Jar into every scene of New Hope and Empire

No, YOU shut the fuck up!

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At 2 am I made, like, three bagels and cream cheese plus a couple microwave burritos, which I slathered in Taco Bell brand sauce. The burritos, not the bagels. I ate all of it, then went right to bed. Is that weird?

I believe Rob McElhenney is on his way to your house right now to continue the interview

Man, you guys really hate this Whitney lady. I dunno….mebbe it'll be funny? *shrug*

Whitney called me last night to remind me to watch. It was awkward…

Right, and looking at ERA and FIP side by side can be nice, as FIP is weighted to look like ERA. So, if a guy has a 2.91 ERA and a 4.11 FIP, there's a good chance he's been the beneficiary of good fielding and good luck.

Arsenio:

Most people here are transplants or transients with loyalties to older, more established teams. Add that to the fact that the Trop is in a terrible location, not centralized to the population density at all, in an area that is ridiculously spread out and suburbanized. On top of all that, the few native Floridians…

Reading this interview made me actually go and listen to some of Lady gaga's album "Fame". As in, actually listen, not just overhear blasting by the entrance to some bar. It's pretty good!

I can't imagine the episode would have been very good with an actor playing Cook. A lot of this show's power comes from the sense of reality it imparts, and having a fake Dane Cook would have shattered that illusion.

we don't all have time to slaughter our own livestock, jeff tweedy

I agree that New Girl was better than 2 Broke Girls, although it's hard to compare them since New Girl isn't saddled with the laugh track albatross (to mix metaphors). But both shows suffered from a forced, trying-to-hard sort of feeling