BRAVO!!!!!!!!!

Permission to shout "Bravo!" at an annoyingly loud volume, sir?

That's it! Now the gloves are off, you Shatner-stealing, Mexico-touchers!

You can also do odd covers of other people's tunes - an example is Black Sweden who sing ABBA lyrics over the music from other rock hits (one of my personal favourites is Dancing Queen sung over the music from Ballroom Blitz) It's fun stuff to put on in the background so people are not 100% sure of what they are…

I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and

The sun never sets on an English Breakfast.

Sorry - but Crumpets are NOT English Muffins. They are different. This kind of breakfast pastry ignorance is just embarrassing here on the cusp of the 21st century.

Well, it's very runny, actually, sir.

The best cheese name is: "Venezuelan Beaver Cheese"

Biggles was much more than a fighter pilot. He starts as a WW1 flying ace (where he meets main sidekick Algy), then he does some freelance sleuthing between the wars before returning to service as a squadron leader in WW2 (where Ginger first shows up) and finally he becomes a detective with London Yard's "Special…

I always thought that the "goofy looking man" was intended to be producer Ian McNaughton, but I'm not sure why.

I don't know exactly why, but the line from the "Mr. & Mrs Norris's Ford Popular" sketch about the River Severn "lying like a great silver turd" across their planned route always breaks me up.

Cuba is not degraded? Obviously, this guy has never been there. It is a third world country where the arable land has been degraded by decades of mono-culture (sugar cane) and the countryside is raped by foreign oil companies (hello, Irving Oil)

I can't wait to see a half-wolf Beowulf fighting a tornado full of sharks.

My favourite is the Bryan Adams number, Heaven:

Are you blogging to me?

Yup - there's even a movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

Just think - if you had been able to turn this into a web site, you'd be Mark Zuckerberg.

Back off chief! Sure he's surly, but he gets RESULTS!

But who will save the wee turtles?