I put Quick Draw McGraw's head in Keaton's bed - he'll get the message…

I hope this is actually a stealth Harvey Birdman movie and that Norton is being cast as Mentok the Mindtaker…

I was surprised to learn that Big Joe was an actual guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Say, that's catchy….

Having seen both in concert, I'm sadder that Tom is gone.  Plus he was a guy you could have a beer with - Alvin Lee just made passes at my buddy's girlfriend all night.

Don't talk about anything else
We don't want to know
We're dedicated
To our ColonBlow (TM)

Just say "Thanks, man!" to drugs

Wrong.  We were looking for "Chunder".  But thank you for playing and please accept these lovely parting prizes…

Don't hold your breath, it's just rebranded Labatt's 50

Just so long as it isn't the "C" word…

You'll have to get in line behind Jian Ghomeshi…

That'll do, pig.  That'll do.

Isn't Crumpled Dick a type of English pudding?

TV Nation did a hilarious segment on the Mississippi ratification in '95, where Rusty Cundieff put out ads and hired (sorry, bought) a bunch of white guys to be his slaves just before the vote.  He had them do yard work for the (black) state senator who introduced the bill, took them shopping (including a hilarious…

They should bow to the inevitable and rework the show as a hard hitting news magazine, taking on the most controversial stories of today and getting to the bottom of them.  Either that or a game show.

Shouldn't that be "un-dressed as Spartans"?

But the peanut butter is also cursed, so who can tell?

This seems like more of a "Turner & Hooch" kind of a thing…

"Wot? Fisticuffs?"

You are a filthy prevert and you will have to answer to the Coca Cola company.