Me after seeing the aluminum shower in: "Holy shit, people are going to ingest that.  I will NEVER do drugs again."

Me after seeing the aluminum shower in: "Holy shit, people are going to ingest that.  I will NEVER do drugs again."

How do you mispronounce wrong?  "Wuh-rong"?

I can't blame the guy for liking Iron Fist, but I'm more of a Cage-ist myself.

I can't blame the guy for liking Iron Fist, but I'm more of a Cage-ist myself.

"most songs written by most people would be about eating Doritos,
watching Adult Swim, smoking grass and beating their cocks raw to
Internet porn, because that's about as interesting as most people get."

"most songs written by most people would be about eating Doritos,
watching Adult Swim, smoking grass and beating their cocks raw to
Internet porn, because that's about as interesting as most people get."

Yeah, Marah Eakin clearly doesn't know what she's talking about here and deserves the drubbing she's getting in the comments.  Worse, neither she nor the rest of the AVClub staff apparently even give a fuck enough to correct the misprinted title in the review even though it's been four days since the first comment and…

Yeah, Marah Eakin clearly doesn't know what she's talking about here and deserves the drubbing she's getting in the comments.  Worse, neither she nor the rest of the AVClub staff apparently even give a fuck enough to correct the misprinted title in the review even though it's been four days since the first comment and…

The Carolina Chocolate Drops aren't authentic because they went to college.  If they were truly dedicated to their art they would sell themselves into slavery or become sharecroppers or miners or field hands and only practice their instruments after a 12 to 18 hour work day.

The Carolina Chocolate Drops aren't authentic because they went to college.  If they were truly dedicated to their art they would sell themselves into slavery or become sharecroppers or miners or field hands and only practice their instruments after a 12 to 18 hour work day.

Just a heads up:  this album is available as MP3s for 3.99 on Amazon right now.

Just a heads up:  this album is available as MP3s for 3.99 on Amazon right now.

10 Great Pitchfork Crowds Nearly Ruined by Saxophone

10 Great Pitchfork Crowds Nearly Ruined by Saxophone

No Gutenberg?  What, then was every copy hand written by a scribe?

No Gutenberg?  What, then was every copy hand written by a scribe?

By Warren Buffett-Zevon.

For the lap Jimbrowski must wear a cap
Just in case the young girl has the CANCERAIDS
Ain't for the wind but before I begin
I initiate the buddy with a slap

For the lap Jimbrowski must wear a cap
Just in case the young girl has the CANCERAIDS
Ain't for the wind but before I begin
I initiate the buddy with a slap