What's the worst that could happen?

Finally, a reason to root for 30 Rock's renewal.

Okay, I take that back already:

Is this really all that different from, say, the Hall of the Presidents at Disney? Everybody knows it isn't real. If they want to pay to see it, why not?

Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but unicorns are kick-ass!

Tony Stalk.

Yes. Because it's 90 minutes of Joss Whedon ripping the shit out of horror movies.

It might make you feel unpleasant, but it'll also make you feel morally superior for feeling unpleasant. Hard to say more without spoiling it.

I'm pretty sure this was filmed before that. They're both "This is why horror movies are dumb" movies, and they're both funny, and they both have Whedon vets, but this is a really different take.

Phel is wrong.

If people disagreeing with your opinion hurts your feelings, I'm glad to be of service.

No endgame? Huh. Okay.

You have to keep in mind that Rex Reed is an elderly moron.

Pete Best.

Yeah. Where do they think it came from? It just appeared one day? One of the things that's bugged me all season is that we only have bits and pieces of the history of this new timeline or whatever the hell it is.

Yeah, he was all fucked up. Face all bandaged up like the Mummy.

He brought a whole hand over. Why not a joint?

"It's okay."

I still thing Torv needs to tone down the swaggering. We get it, she's cocky.

"Maybe not so much with the shifting of the shapes."