I just figured he's disintegrating, like the old RDJ did.

And the Dodgers are still in Brooklyn.

Yeah, how DO they explain the "bridge," anyway? Yet another thing we're not supposed to think about on this show…

Good one.

They should move the show to the UK. Just imagine the same premise with British accents!

It hasn't been so far. But maybe you're just warming up. Please continue.

Okay, either way. Please don't let me interrupt your argumentum ad invidiam.

Whoa. Try to relax.

Yeah, it's not like that woman called anybody a slut.

Give in to your hate.

No way, dude. Obama 2012!

It's spelled "pedantic." So, thank you for the perfect opportunity.

John Steinbeck once said: "Unless a critic has the courage to give you unqualified praise, I say ignore the bastard."

People are so obsessed with Gibson's anti-Semitism that they forget there's another side to the man.

Well, yeah, but besides that.

Relax.

Thief started off as an adaptation of Donald Westlake's novels under his Richard Stark pseudonym. Then they fucked it all up beyond recognition.

"I think TV might just be ready for a show about people who try to steal things while other people try to stop them."

If this is the worst thing that happened to you today, you must have a pretty easy life.

All the boredom, none of the zombies? I'm there.