That's it right there.

And, in that scenario, you wouldn't be defending the Republican president from criticism.

The allegations are totally ridiculous because Obama is awesome and shut up.

[never mind, somebody did that one]

No need to argue, revenants just don't understand.

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You'd think that the number 666 would be a tipoff. Nobody reads anymore.

That's a pretty brave title to give a TV show. Just think of all the TV critics' headlines:

After six years, he's taking a break to write a new joke.

Congratulations, Arsenio.

If you think Obama is pro-gay marriage but just can't say so, that's ADORABLE.

No, YOU are.

He also started the Parents' Music Research Center, right?

"If more than one person disagrees with me, they must actually be the same person."

My goodness. Such language.

Santorum could hedge his bets and claim his views on the matter are "evolving." Then each side could think, "Ah, he agrees with ME! He just can't say so out loud." But then he'd just be copying Obama.

Santorum's opinion about gay marriage is the same as Obama's. Santorum's just honest about it.

Also, Superman is a ripoff of the Greatest American Hero.

He was also in a TV-movie where he played a Nazi officer involved in the failed bombing plot against Hitler, who then gets plastic surgery and turns into Ben Cross and helps found Israel. Then 20 years later they go into space.

I scorn these closed-minded, intolerant dogmatic types who overreact to every little slight against their precious religion.