I believe in a thing called blood.

Does J.P. McPicklshitter really want people to think it's physically attracted to human females? We all know it isn't.

Look how cute you are.

You're the only one, yes.

Oh, honey. You're really worked up, aren't you?

It's unlikely that anybody could've guessed how tedious you are.

Or maybe Woody Harrelson just isn't a very good actor. OMG! What a crazy idea that must be!

I saw the Doors/Reading Rainbow thing he did. I guess that was kind of funny. Do people actually watch that shit every night, though?

I mean seriously. Does anybody want to even try to explain this?

Oh, my. Does J.P. McPickleshitter really want everybody to know that J.P. McPickleshitter has such a deep personal investment in an NBC show?

Dude, you could pretty much have Kaylee. Luck of the draw.

Booker Brooks has found his level.

But if anyone should have the power to change the way late-night television is consumed, it should be Jimmy Fallon.

Just tell Cage it's one of the fees he has to pay for being as famous as he is. Then he'll squeeze his eyes shut and scream: "NOT THE FEES! NOT THE FEES!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Except people WATCHED The West Wing.

And here you are.

no you are

You're not fooling anybody, racist. Leave the designated victim group alone.

RACIST

LOL RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE STUPID