Playboy.
The ONLY time you are allowed to mention Mad Men is when you have a spread of Christina Hendricks inside.

No Civ?
His narration of Civ 4 was pretty cool. I hope they find someone of equal vocal prowess for Civ 5.

Their ability to drop a well-placed F-bomb is what I find enjoyable about these articles.

Probably because I don't want to turn into a fucking waffle waitress

Don't bring in any experts!
We all know in our heart that Michael Bay is a monumental hack but, it just feels good to have it confirmed on occasion.

Leave Geddy Lee out of this, dammit!

Well, you better like it now because otherwise I'll feel like a dick.

Zombie horses?!
NAY! Naaaaay!

It's significantly more in depth than WC3's campaign, or even the DoW series. There are only a few games I get day-one and I special editioned this bitch.

They don't?
Then what am I going to do with my kingsofleon1cup.com domain?

That's a shame.
I was hoping she was going to stay retired to focus her attention on my junk.

Since this game sucks
Hijack time.

You know destroying a planet like that wouldn't work? You see, according to physics

Aw, someone's cranky people like Star Wars!

What about
My Boss's(sic) Daughter? That had to be Stamp's low point.

But
They wanted $18 for that Bare Naked Ladies album! Now that's robbery!

Great. The old man told me take any rug in the house.

Killing starving Afghanis? Drat, did Rolling Stone let the military's secret objective out?!

No thanks
I'll stick with my "I fucking love to cuddle" t-shirt.

I haven't seen it in awhile but I liked it at the time.