I know it's the trendy thing and I may be making myself look like a hipster or yuppie for using the word, but this very much fits into my own therapy, which is mindfulness based. I have no doubt Lynch's TM practice has a lot to do with that.

I walk them to the subway and say, "Text me when you get home so I know you're safe."

Not really, no. I just block the assholes. But thanks so much for living up to your end, you condescending jackass.

And again, dinner is dinner.

I'm embarrassed to admit that, as someone whose strongest memory of Alicia Witt was her appearance on "Cybill," I did not recognize her and was baffled when I saw her in the credits.

Kidding aside (and I say this as someone who LIKES Game of Thrones), the reason why the same people who mocked D&D can enjoy something like this is because D&D requires actual imagination and action on the part of the player and Game of THrones is very, very explicit and, despite the illusion of "twistiness," very…

Titties?

Hey, it's all in the (Lynch) family.

Can anyone else imagine how different the series would have been if Gordon had found Laura rather than Pete? "Well, she's dead."

I've been pointing out boxes and crates every episode and saying, "She's in there!" to annoy my friends.

Also, I don't want to be mean, but about half the Internet "called" Laura as Diane before the show even started.

"Um…I guess I WILL have another cup of coffee?"

It was so funny and also weirdly out-of-character that I had to wonder if she was just looking for something to fill conversational time with.

The idea that a person could be completely comfortable seeing imploded heads and domestic violence but would be upset by someone being fat is pretty appalling.

Didn't both his and his wife's dialogue establish that they were no longer together? That was certainly the impression I got. He spoke about her never getting any more money from him. And sure, you could be right, but dinner is dinner.

Let's be fair, though… Ben is quite clearly divorced. Dating someone doesn't make him a terrible person.

The recap is very good at exploring the fact that this show is very much about the passage of time and the fact that you simply CAN'T "return," whether it's the 25 years Coop has lost, or the innocence taken from Laura Palmer, or the broken relationship between two people who were kids in love the last time we saw…

I'll have to look that up.

Who the hell was that terrible person so I can block him/her?

All the better to snoop on people's conversations and emote disapprovingly.