I would definitely get the Cineworld pass if I lived within walking distance of one of their cinemas.

"When he's not pissing off studio heads, he's messing around with another guy's girlfriend. But Shia LaBeouf may also be the most honest—and complex—actor alive."

It's because they're straight up ballers, yo! Fuckin' weirdly-drawn chicks, in like, no clothes, with a fucking cobra! All you Animal Collective-listening hipsters can't handle the awesome is all.

I think the most important thing to take away from these episodes is that, right now, someone on the internet is masturbating over that picture of Fry at the top of the article.

Dude is all kinds of handsome. Seems annoyingly nice, too.

I actually quite enjoy interviews where the writer might be force to add in a little more portraiture, just about the person and the way they handle themselves, their little social tics or the people they surround themselves with, which can be more illuminating than the thousandth "So how awesome was it to work with…

It really is nothing like blaming a rape victim for her short skirt.

You mean there's more?

I'm not sure how big those places are, but tickets were pretty easy to get for his London shows (two nights at a 1,000-capacity church in Islington).

Going to his All Tomorrow's Parties in December
Between him, Hawk & Hacksaw and the Elephant 6 Holiday Surprise, think almost everyone associated with Neutral Milk Hotel will be at the festival.

AHAHAHA! LOOK AT THE DEAD BABY! FUNERAL CLOWN VICAR! JUGGALOS SURE ARE STUPID AND POOR!

Now, I'm not averse to a dead baby joke, per se. That's what it says on my business cards at least. But it does seem pretty disproportionate to the subject matter.

You've failed here in a variety of ways, Fat Kids. Try to spot them all, I think you'll be presently surprised.

Producers 3oh!3 create a soundclash of Moonlight Sonata and the "Me love you longtime" sample from Full Metal Jacket. It tops the charts for 6 weeks.

Pato Banton, Cutty Ranks and Elephant Man perform the works of Elton John.

Yo Yo Ma and Barney the Purple Dinosaur

Other "just crazy enough to work" combos
Ke$ha does Beethoven

A friend used to work at a West End theatre in London, and apparently the break-even point was 85% capacity, or something ludicrous like that.

And that is how you construct a sentence.

Paul was actually a lot better than I expected. Let's be clear, it wasn't great, but I was only going because it was a Pegg & Frost joint, but the alien sucked way less than the trailer made out.