Grumpy Cat looks strikingly like my grandmother, so I'm not really that thrown off by this new knowledge.

First, relax, then when your heart rate has gone down a bit go find Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. Then you can apologize for being so rude.

Stephen King has the rare distinction of having written more books than he's read.

Holy shit this girl and I wrote for the same magazine in college. Glad to she she's doing well?

This dude is just the tip of the insane bullshit iceberg.

I live in central China, the driving thing is no joke.