Sounds like one hand wanking.

Yet you"re still here.

* salutes *

Bottomless Buffalo Wings result in endless diarrhea.

Is it me, or is rap music just getting lazier?

They peed on your treasured rug, Dude.

No sir, he's here to win.

"It was as if they were writing for the stupidest people on earth."

THE NUMBERS ARE MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!!!!

i can't believe no one else thought "Euthanasia Movie" is the funniest fucking thing on this board.

I have a Fuck Me hat. Literally, it says "FUCK ME" on it in big white letters.

*shoots Barefoot Jim in the head*

Fuck you very much, Captain, for reminding me of the existence of "I'm No Angel". However: excellent choice. It would be truly difficult to not rock as much as that song doesn't.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

They both look like perpetually confused alien fish-women.

Loup-Guru: A Canadian Dipshit in America

I thought a Gentleman's F was where the hooker rims and jerks you at the same time while gently tugging your balls with the free hand. I guess you DO live and learn.