Don't, don't, don't you forget about that episode's ending, Dikachu.

THERE CAN BE ONLY SEAN!

*ACME-branded FOMO meter explodes, coating @disqus_zwqP3XtS0B:disqus in soot*

What, you think all green people look alike?

Hey, you gotta keep those peasants busy doing something during the flood months.

So far the only major issue for me is that I can't access the Newswire comments at all. The "show comments" button that's supposed to be there just isn't for me. I could try to figure out why, but honestly it's not that big a loss. I've found that Newswire comments tend to be meaner on average than on other articles,…

God, the glare must have blinded people for miles around on sunny days, i.e. most of the year.

Woah there Hitler.

After reading everyone's Breath of the Wild stories, I have come to the conclusion that the game is in fact a terrifically elaborate Wile E. Coyote simulator and will not be convinced otherwise.

Olympus Mons! False scarcity and investor bubbles! Um, beige! Shit, that part of the game is gonna drive my trivia-loving soul to distraction.

I can only assume that the Gameological top brass noticed how we keep talking on and on about the same games for weeks at a time and just decided to steer into the skid.

That line sticks in my craw to this day. To my mind, no grown man who still cares about who was named prom queen can realistically be deemed a "winner."

Well, you see, white people nonsense like this, and black people nonsense like this…

I actually like it quite a bit. I prefer that characters in genre fiction have memorable names. I feel that it adds an extra sprig of creativity and makes the characters themselves stand out more. Of course, you have to walk that line between creative and plausible, and it's easy to veer into silliness, but I think…

Done and done!

Yes, yes, and no.

Fuck yeah, Xenosaga! Bless that utterly bananapants jamboree.

BEAUTIFUL CHICKEN MADNESS

Damn it, too…many…funny things…about…that trailer… Aw, hell, let's do 'em all!

Space blessings upon the anniversary of your expulsion from the womb!