Very weird feelings do seem to be what the movie's generally going for.

That sucks. There's no way I could afford to be as big a comics nerd as I am now without libraries. Huh, this turned into a decidedly odd PSA all of a sudden.

Editorial assistant. Right up my alley, though I reckon there'll be plenty of competition. Not being in San Diego might hurt my chances as well.

I just applied to a job at IDW yesterday. Fingers crossed!

Soooort of, but not as much as you might think.

I'm in the midst of my periodic Giant Stack O' Comics from the library, and am currently just about finished with The Return of Superman. You know, when he inevitably came back after the Death of Superman story, as everyone knew he would. It's not a masterpiece by any means, but it has its grace notes, like Supes…

The Flash will never defeat me and my army of careworn stuffed animals!

Don't tell me your slash fiction.

I approve.

If I ever get to write a Batman comic, I want to throw in a flashback scene of Bats getting increasingly frustrated as he repeatedly tries and fails to get his circus-raised sidekick to put on a goddamn pair of pants for once in his life.

Now that would be fun for the whole family.

Brothers? No, all appearances to the contrary, Jude Law is in fact a mammal.

Meh.

They couldn't afford me.

Having never heard that particular song, I assume it goes something like this:

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

This Week in Siberia: Man, everyone Lara Croft knows by name is gonna die, huh? I've reached the point in Rise of the Tomb Raider where I wonder if the game isn't maybe too big for its own good. You can practically see the stretch marks on the plot as it strains to justify every new zone. You need to go here to get…

I shouldn't have been surprised, but it was still disheartening how many people went straight to the gutter over something that obviously didn't have a damn thing to do with sex in the first place.

Where will we go to have nervous breakdowns over the very notion of talking cartoon animals now?

So, a typical Trump press conference, then?