Sir Laurence Olivier wrote a YA novel? Cool!

I had no idea there was even enough Delaware to have different kinds of Delaware.

Because tortured wordplay is not covered under the Geneva Convention.

Punkin Chunkin' will be right back after this message from Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated.

Because He has good taste.

And with good reason!

Huh. That's one way to do it, I guess. Still seems like a hell of a time crunch.

Wait, are people supposed to be actually finishing a novel in a month for that? That's insane.

Think of her as the actual Princesses' undercover bodyguard.

I'll give them this, Rodeo and Juliet is an excellent pun title. However, I feel confident in my assumption that no work of art actually titled as such could possibly be as good as the pun itself. This belongs on the marquee of a Springfield movie theater and nowhere else.

Doing a superhero riff, eh? Timely, and new territory for this show, I think. Given the show's track record, I expect this take on the genre will be affectionately silly before taking a turn into poignant tragedy. Just a guess.

You two are just going to have to fight…WITH JAZZ!

Ah, one of my favorite MST3K songs, and applicable to so many shamelessly pandering works of art. Hell, I got on Keyboard Geniuses back on Gameological 1.0 just for posting the clip in response to a discussion about Dragon's Crown. Good times.

A lot of people tried to equate the man and woman running, when really there's a vas deferens between them.

Oh man, this game is just going to devastate my workplace. I'll come back from Thanksgiving and everyone will be Poke-jonesing like crazy, like a particularly half-assed episode of Black Mirror.

In a thousand years, I'll get right on it!

Yes, I do remember that. Quite amusing, it was.

I remember him as the dreaded "floppy hair guy" from the short-lived (but much-loved by me) AV Club feature "Videocracy," which ranked and concisely commented on the most-watched online videos each day.

I really want to see that animated adaptation of The Goon that David Fincher's been shopping around for a while now.

uuuuuugggghhhhhhh.