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The Space Pope
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The Dark Knight trilogy, which is odd considering how much I like Batman stories. I enjoyed them just fine in the theater, but I find that I don't want to see them again. I think it may be some combination of the alternately drab and metallic aesthetic, the severely jaundiced view of humanity that peeks through, and…
I'm actually kind of relieved because my work schedule changed and I'm busy on Monday evenings now, so I wouldn't have been able to watch the show and write riddles for it anyway. Also, because now I don't have to watch Gotham.
That was fast.
Don't thank me, thank the Moon's gravitational pull!
Good Lord, I love that cheesy-ass Star Trek promo announcer. "This week, on Staaaaaarrrrr Trek! (thenextgeneration)."
Just think, it was only 42 years ago that he was born with a heart full of neutrality.
Space blessings upon the anniversary of your expulsion from the womb!
Eh, I'll hold off until the Giant Spider Invasion of Savings.
Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on, kids, let's go home.
Thank you, I'm tired of the constant insults to my fellow Reptilians from being callously associated with Ted Cruz.
Superheroes singing their own theme songs never fails to be hilarious.
There are kinds of Chuck Norris fan?
For Michael Bay, we'll make the effort.
I've almost finished the four opening zones of World of Warcraft: Legion, and have hit level 110 with shocking speed. Naturally, the game then immediately opens up a flood of new quests and dungeons and geegaws to keep things moving. So I should have plenty on my plate going forward. I was, however, a bit taken aback…
What we're looking at here is the closing-credits gag to a sitcom episode subplot in which the two wacky roommates decide to give modeling a try.
BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
That would be John Boehner.
The pledges are forced to perform a Satyr play in the original Greek!