Why yes, playing as Carmelita was a refreshing change of pace in the last two games, and her emotional arc through the series is compelling!

Yo mama so fat she needs Pym Particles to get out the door.

You mama so fat she buys her chairs from Mojo.

I like Punisher as…wait, no I don't, he's an asshole.

Yo mama so fat she's dating Ego the Living Planet.

Seems unlikely. Keeping artists on deadline is the job of the individual book editors, not upper management.

Yo mama so fat she won an eating contest with Galactus!

Sly Cooper, dammit!

And electro-gonorrhea, the noisy killer!

Hell if I know.

World of Warcraft, naturally. My character is now leading a broad coalition of priests from multiple races, planets, and dimensions. You might say he's some sort of… Space Pope.

Oh, Duck Dodgers is a lot of fun. You'll especially want to check out the episode "Samurai Quack," which is a wonderfully thorough, affectionate parody of exactly what you think it is, with a cameo from Genndy Tartakofsky.

My exterminator visit this weekend turned into a bit of a fiasco when the guy didn't show up on the day in question because the company couldn't get ahold of my building managers. And they didn't bother actually telling me this until I called to find out where he was. So I wasted a day waiting and wound up spending…

A friend of mine got banned for a year for changing her user name to a Pokemon. Apparently she could have gotten unbanned earlier if she just changed it, but well, she's stubborn.

Check it out, everyone: the AV Club's hiring a new Great Job, Internet Editor! Everyone's favorite feature!

I wonder if anyone in history has actually calmed down after being told to do so.

God bless Sam Rosen and Art Simek, hard-working heroes both.

One thing I forgot to mention: it has a twelve-hour cooldown period. So when you use it, you'd better know how you're getting home.

DANGER ZONE!

I support the troops, except for Kevin.