Yeah, the movie is, well, not great. If you plan on watching it, keep your expectations measured.

HAVE NONE OF YOU PATHETIC EARTHlINGS GAME?

Ladies and gentlemen, something very strange has just happened in this basketball game between space clowns and atomic monsters.

Isn't "Fishing Trip" the one that ends with everyone abandoning the campsite and hanging out at the resort? I always liked that ending as a funny inversion of "Roughin' It." Nature is great and all, but sometimes it totally sucks and you just want to lounge around in a pool eating ice cream and listening to Singing…

This is exactly the follow-up I was looking for. Thank you.

Oh, so that's what happened to Mrs. Potts's husband.

Well, that's just asking for a Nazgul attack.

Seems like the kind of trick you can really only do once.

The hair kind of makes it look more like a John Oliver minfig.

I imagine it helps that it's just a gold ring on first glance. I mean, is anyone going to notice unless he takes it off and shows them the inscription?

Pink was not originally for men! It was not originally "for" anyone! It's a span of wavelengths on the electromagnetic spectrum that has no inherent connection to our species's arbitrary gender constructions, nor its infinitely more arbitrary clothing customs!

See, that's the nice thing about comics, they let us visualize things everybody fantasizes about. Like kidnapping Donald Rumsfeld and stuffing him in a filthy van to be yelled at.

Wouldn't the Doom Patrol be the more appropriate team for that? I mean, they've got "Doom" right in their name. Seems like their kind of deal.

But how can that be true if Steve King still exists?

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!

Do they at least ever find out whose sky it is?

Space blessings upon the anniversary of your expulsion from the womb!

I am on the road crew.

This Week in Far Harbor: Robot murder mystery? ROBOT MURDER MYSTERY! Fallout 4 just peaked. Granted, it wasn't a terribly difficult mystery, and it was annoying that my character didn't figure it out at the same speed I did, but it was exactly the kind of loopy fun that I look for in Fallout games. Anyway, I'm still…

But the Marvel U does have crazy-shit insurance! And Damage Control! They've got this stuff figured out.