So they're tackling one of the least-beloved DC Comics storylines in recent memory, which led directly into a mostly disastrous company-wide editorial overhaul? I'm… less excited about this than Gustin is.

It can be three things!

He's a madman! A madman!

I AM AWARE OF THAT, PITIFUL HUMAN! NOW INCREASE SPEED AND REVERSE DIRECTION!

From that image, it looks to me like they're invading Futurama's version of the Internet (hiring Rich Moore to direct doesn't hurt that assumption), thinly veiled versions of real websites and all. So I assume this will all climax with a wide-scale melee against a mob of robotic Lucy Lius.

Try to take over the world?

"Haunted Train" genuinely scared me when I was a kid, particularly the bit about innocent passengers getting hypnotized into getting on the downbound train. Then as now, mind control gives me the willies. The engineer's song kicks ass, though.

All hair is a sentient symbiote. Yes, yours too. They talk to each other while you sleep.

Yeah, I'd imagine that the issue isn't people being ruder, it's the existing rudeness being more available and obvious.

I'm in line to buy New York Comic-Con tickets online right now! But it's a new system and I'm sure there are a whole lot of others in the queue, so I'm crossing my fingers that my turn comes before I have to go to work.

What's that? Free birdseed, you say? And with a delightful lit-fuse garnish! How can I say no?

Yeah, I'm sick of having to bag everything up every couple weeks for the exterminators. I'm hoping we can get the building managers to spray the whole building now.

I didn't get the job I wanted and the god damn bedbugs came back. It's been a shitty week.

I'm almost at the end of my Giant Bag O' Mystery Comics. Just finished a run of Batman: The Dark Knight, which is a really dark and nasty Batman series that I did not care for. When you've got the goddamn Mad Hatter committing mass murder, you're on the wrong track.

I think I've finally worked out enough of the plot to begin my next comics script. It helps that I've figured out how I want to begin, so I can probably flow from there.

I'll be working all three days. But it's not like I had anything planned anyway, so I'm fine with it.

Sing the praises of pants!

In the third LEGO Batman video game, whenever you start to fly when playing as Wonder Woman, that theme song starts playing. Same with Superman and the John Williams movie theme. It's pretty great.

Oliver meant "descendant," no doubt.

Oh dear, the Cheese Festival brings out the worst in Helga. If anything, she gets even more crazed the next time around when Lila's the object of her jealous rage. But that ending is really what makes the episode stand out. Normally we'd end on the laugh line of Arnold obliviously talking up his abiding interest in…