Well, green is right…

Woohoo! Expect me to natter on about every episode at length, albeit about ten hours or so after you post them (I… don't get up early).

But if you don't make the most obvious lowest-common-denominator joke as soon as you can, someone else might make it first!

Holy hell, they really are getting the band back together for this! (RIP Steve Viksten, though.) I'm even more hyped than I was before! Francesca Marie Smith in particular was the heart of the show. An astonishingly talented voice actress for one who started so young. I hope she hasn't gotten too rusty in the…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I resent the implication that my suggestion of a full-blown onstage musical number announcing a AAA action game that's also sung through like an opera is somehow unrealistic.

No hard feelings.

Oh, this is going to be a fun Monday.

Merve, you are a true Gameologician and a gentleman.

That's why we keep this enormous, impossibly complex astrolabe around! Well, that and the occasional action sequence.

I am aware of what time of year it is, yes.

RIP Murder Report, dead of ironically natural causes.

Much obliged!

Hang on, what's the time zone for those press conference schedules? Pacific, I'm guessing? I don't want to be late to the garrulous Gameological gabfests.

Goodness, that is a very wordy opening. But maybe that's just my personal prejudice against first-person narration asserting itself.

(Sniff) It's true… one man can make a difference in this world! One obscenely wealthy man with a grudge and a John Galt complex!

I've gone on about this before, and it's not quite an adaptation exactly, but I would like Nickelodeon's Danny Phantom revived as an officially licensed comic book series published by, let's say, Boom Studios or IDW. It's perfectly set up for the medium: a teenage superhero, a colorful supporting cast, lots of great…

"You should go ahead and get together with Catwoman, Batman. You don't want to end up old and lonely like Clayface!"

I accidentally bought a second-printing copy of an issue of Captain Marvel because it had a different cover and I thought it was a new issue. But that's just me being a dope. The only time I've deliberately bought a variant cover was for Chip Zdarsky's Secret Wars #1 variant showing a bunch of Marvel heroes having an…

psst, I think you mean IDW, not IGN