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The Space Pope
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I'm in a similar boat. I think I'd enjoy the combat and the setting, but all the talk of decision-making and constant starvation gives me pause. I've somewhat soured on games that charge you with an escalating series of moral dilemmas and lesser evils. I love Mass Effect, for instance, but the thought of going through

Once again, Julius Schwartz's Law holds true.

Thurl Ravenscroft! Awesome name, awesome voice.

I'm guessing Thor spends the whole movie hanging out in Asgard and drinking mead instead of punching his friends, so I'm gonna say Team Thor.

NO DOGS ALLOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWED.

I also cleared up a customer's confusion on the difference between Andrews Jackson and Johnson. Obviously I have brought this on myself.

Maybe they meant "as eagerly awaited as another Chicago Bulls championship" among people who don't live in Chicago. In that case, yes, the sentence is correct.

Damn this space war. Damn it to space Hell!

*plaintive flute melody*

I worked all weekend yet again. This time I was proofreading, which was much more fun and less tedious than last week's copywriting work. Now to spend the rest of the week fretting about last week's job application. Which will be considerably less fun.

Space blessings upon the anniversary of your expulsion from the womb!

There's actually a scene in an early Luke Cage comic in which he considers a variety of black-themed superhero names (including the cringeworthy "Ace of Spades") and rejects them, to our collective relief.

They should have had Hassenger write it, because Jesse quick.

Or Tim Story could turn you into a cloud.

Detective Chimp will make his own damn movie, since you so-called higher-order primates can't seem to figure it out.

The lesson that making roughly the same amount of money from a smaller investment equals higher profit? Wait, crap, have these movies been a finance class in disguise?

I still haven't finished Skyrim because the god-damned evil dragon doesn't have the courtesy to show up in a scroll-aided flashback about himself.

What's the point of enjoying yourself if it doesn't make you special?

I'm officially opening the pool on how many episodes it takes for Teti to get the cast drunk and turn the whole thing into his own personal Match Game '73. The house gives him a month.

Haven't the prizes been little more than tiny stickers for at least the last decade? Nothing's really been lost that wasn't lost long ago.