'An Irish Airman Foresees His Death' is also rather heart-stopping.

Thinking about dancing is like designing a building about music.

I was actually singing 'Expectations' to myself whilst cycling yesterday. I'm a 34-year-old heterosexual man.

The Good Life is the sexiest sitcom of all time. Two childless couples in their late thirties or early forties, stuck in dull suburbia in seventies Britain. Watch the Christmas episode and tell me that's not just the world's best metaphor for swinging.

Surely something from '69 Love Songs'?  I'm 95% sure it's about a one-night stand, but even if not, these lines from 'The Night You Can't Remember' are some of the archest ever penned.
"No rose conveyed your sentiments,
Not even a petunia.
But you've got vague presentiments
And I've got little Junior."

Except that the book was called 'The Iron Man". Small, rectangular, papery? Book?

Not *that* "Iron Man", then …
I saw the advert on the side of a bus, and jumped to the wrong conclusion - that this was a live action version of the Ted Hughes mythic children's story "The Iron Man".

Is the whole right side / left side thing moot? I mean, because he's using a mirror when he gets the drill out? I find it hard enough remembering which is right and left anyway - if you add mirrors there's no chance, and if I was about to drill into my head I'd be so distracted I'd be thoroughly confused.

and drink your milkshake.

Aged 19 …
… this was the first film I saw alone in a cinema. So it's always been a bit special to me. (Plus, it gave me a taste for watching films on my own in cinemas, usually on weekday afternoons. The only one that's come close since - bizarrely - is 'In The Cut'. There are probably non-nude reasons for that,…

Hey. How many ways can we spell Leslie's surname? I mean, come on, cut and paste from the review if it's a struggle.

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I don't get it
I've seen this film, and unless I fell asleep I don't remember the part where Dustin Hoffman dresses as a woman. No, the film I saw was all about a little baby in South Africa, and … [joke dwindles away]

That 'Code' film that she's in, with Tim Robbins. 'Code 46', is it?

Ruining the party.
John Cleese was possibly the funniest man in the world from the end of the 60s (Peter Cook starts drinking too much, loses crown) until some point in the 1980s (including 'Clockwise', which I'm glad there is still sporadic love for).

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Thank you, AV Club. Only you would put the requisite four dots after the "If".