Whoa, whoa, whoa… none of that shit has been proven in the courts of Westeros. The ghost of Johnny Cochrane says,"If you ain't see that shit, you must acquit!"

I believe the source of the blood she is talking about is  Stannis, who is Gendry's biological uncle.

And that's a bad thing how?

Brienne = fiancee of bears?

I think that if Theon just happened to have gotten captured by a group of deceitful miscreants who torture for their own enjoyment would be fitting: a shithead nobody killed by another group of shithead nobodies just cause luck and karma.

An active Jamie is a good Jamie.

I need someone to commission a copy of the "New Rick James Bible" immediately.

I just see this as the start of the greatest version of NBA Jam to ever be formed, where the characters get to try and claim the iron throne in a two-on-two basketball tournament to decide their fates. And yes, hotspots and unlimited turbo will be on.

@avclub-82cf46948ca0f531a256e38473c9282f:disqus Joffrey's PTSD starts acting up again as he expects the heavy hand of his diminutive uncle to strike.

I think Craster would have to be Charles Barkley. Imagine: "I am not a role model. I give children to the Wight Walkers."

Dany is clearly Dan Majerle. She's working things out on the outside.
Oh and Brienne would be David Robinson.

Thanks Mr. Ford http://www.youtube.com/watc…

habeasdorkus So if Tyrion is Spud Webb and Bronn is Dominique Wilkins, then Arya must be Mugsey Bogues and Hodor is Dikembe Mutombo

Ok, but the real question is, is Tyrion Spud Webb or Mugsey Bogues?

Wait, is Patrick Ewing Melisandre, or the Smoke Baby?

Sure. I guess in keeping with the metaphor, Loras would be Scottie Pippen. And Cersei would have to be Sam Bowie.

As much as I like Dany more and more each season, I gotta say that Margaery is earning MVP status (again) this season. That girl is straight scoring triple-doubles on everyone in Westeros just to get to the top. It's like she's '92 Jordan and Lady Olena is Phil Jackson. Can't wait to see how much damage she does with…

You get the absolute best idea of how BET runs if you watch those two Boondocks eps. after reading the BET chapter in "Making Friends With Black People" by Nick Adams. Muhfuckas ain't even getting paid to work there.

What is "The sentence Elvis said before creating his first album?"

Actually, dygitalninja, I think what Mayostard is trying to say is that they are taking the tropes from 80's sitcoms black people did not watch, like say Empty Nest, and throwing them into a show where the only difference is that it stars an all black cast. It's the television equivalent to sampling in hip-hop, except…