Thank you, Mr. O'N'eal
This was one of my favorite books growing up as a white, middle-class kid. Now I read it to my similarly white, middle-class kid and he enjoys it as well. Thank you, Mr. O'Neal, for taking a giant shit on it. We have received our come-uppance.

Best. Nathan. Line. Ever.
"…without commandeering a gun and shooting holes in the screen, Fat Elvis-style?"