Dr. Strangelovecraft- The Golden Girls, while a cheesy three-camera sitcom, was actually really good for what it was. And it was really racy, which is fun.

Thurston Moore makes me feel weird- I'm 18, and I think he's sexy (I find gawkiness sexy), but because he's so young-looking, I feel like a pedophile.

ZMF- You should make millions by writing a book of your philosophy.

She IS a senior citizen. She's 56.

1.) Confusion Is Sex
2.) Washing Machine
3.) EVOL
4.) Sister
5.) Bad Moon Rising

It's better than Rather Ripped, but all their stuff since Murray Street just kind of blends together for me. It sounds pretty, that's all you need to know.

Yeah, those are catchy as fuck.

Look Who's Hungover Too

The point of the Sims is to have them all fuck each other and then set off a bunch of fireworks in the house.

Not being a full pervert? Just a perverty? That makes it sound almost cute! Like Barbie's stalker.

I imagine that I'm going to die an a complicated, comical, easily avoided manner. Like I'm going to get mangled in a Rube Goldberg device. Or just trip over my cane and fall down some stairs.

Ed Hardy confuses me greatly- I know who he is, and I know what his designs look like as a side effect of being alive, but whenever I hear people talk about him without visual context, I think they're talking about Andy Hardy. And I'm like, "What the fuck; why does anyone care about shitty Mickey Rooney movies from…

My 8-year-old nephew told my sister that he wanted to be a hobo because he "appreciates the lifestyle". Me too.

"Balloon to the Rescue!" is an awesome tagline, all things considered.

Everyone! I need a car battery and a 19-volt capacimator! STAT!

I had a friendly acquaintance who dressed like Waldo at school one day. Weirdly enough, no one yelled "I FOUND YOU!", we just laughed and appreciated.

I had the video game for Sega Genesis. It was awesome- you got to ride around on magic carpets and shit.

Waldo's evil twin is Odlaw! Duh.

KaBLAM was so awesome. The Caveman/Alien sketches used to freak me out (I was like, 6-7 when that show came on) and I always thought that the animation for LuLu or whatever was so cool, even though their hands were freaky.

It's too cute to be druggy. I want to hug everything in that show.