Don't disrespect his mom like that…

Jesus, pope, dontcha know Americans don't like being reminded of death?

Tom Cruise loves yeasty vaginas too.

I think I've seen too much porn, it erased naked CC. *sad trombone*

She's adorbes.

I gleamed the cube, if that's what you're asking.

I'd like it if the only way to get notifications was on my phone, meaning AVClub commenting is now all thumbs.

Hawt

Why'd you spit on it then?

They haven't?

I believe we've found our Robin.
—WB exec

How did I forget that?

Perv it up, I'm a total perv.

Presumably, she'll only do one season of Fargo though.

Carrie Loon is her Minnesota name.

You would like Whataburger's bacon. Stiff as a board, dark, and crunchy…wait, this might describe my bacon as well.

Let the mystery be.

Women who give me their number and flirt via texting.

Pokémon Go or GTFO!

Actually, backpage is mostly police entraping johns.