What?

No…or yes?

Who?

We're gettin rid of Disqus, we're gettin rid of the D. It's a GDB.

Oh. I mean…weed's good, right?

My name is Brian, and I do things for money.
—Capitalists Anonymous 7-5-2016

Weed or the German wifey?

Oh, I thought this was all jokes.

Minotaur?

At least he hasn't raped anyone…I hope.

My attempt at a welcome.

He rocks hi-tops with shorts. So cool.

No idea really.

Well, hullo!

I saw Swiss Army Man at a swanky theater in Cincinnati. It was glorious. This cinema has a mostly black clientele and was packed, but it was all white people and not packed in SAM. Weird. We added some Hispanic flavor though.

*rotary phone sits silently collecting dust*

Also: circumcised.

Go ON!

I'd like to spend a day motorboating with Laura.

What about the MJ who played baseball?