Funny story: my porn name is Tony Shelube.

We believe in nossing. We're going to cut off your johnson!

What lifehackery is this!

Best comedy of the year. I loved it.

So sexy.

He's a PhD *rolls eyes*

He is packing heat.

What happens in America…

But the Internet is doing a great job, bro!

Nevernudes make the best rapists.

It's a Pop Culture coup.

Teachers always want the D (or the P/A as it were).

I don't think Margaery was escaping that blast radius no matter how fast she could sprint.

Prolly smells better.

Gary Busey is hiding in the bushes in a Hawaiian shirt, walkie-talkie in one hand, meatball sub in the other.

Clint Eastwood.

And has an enormous dong.

Shhh, we're spinning here.

A sexy, sexy narcissist.

Spin for the Lord of Light followers: The Seven didn't protect the High Sparrow and his army, so they must be false gods. Also: they were burned alive. All hail R'hllor!