Sand Snakes aren't allowed on deck apparently.

Ululating would be nice too.

Was it a sexy wizard?

Fucking and puking.

North.

I would've loved it, massive splash, sailors shouting, "Oh!" A Feast for Krill.

Roberto, her Dornish lover.

I wish one of the dragons would've dropped a deuce in the ocean during that last scene before the camera panned to the Queen of Exaggerated Posture. Also: How the hell did Varys teleport back to Meereen?

High school musical is still around?

The lyric I'm riffing is "lookin California and feelin Minnesota." So now you know.

Obama's secret NSA laptop & Ryan Reynold's dad's old laptop.

Minnesota bottom.

Can I eat her? Relieves the tension.

But you won't get arrested for masturbating to your laptop in the privacy of your in-laws' bathroom. Get to the theater and bring your cock ring!

But they are sexy as hell.

Land shark.

You just haven't seen her sex tape.

Shut the fuck up, The Shallows!

Dammit, wrong thread. delete if possible.

Nothing more healthy. My theory about mass shooters: wank fasters.