Contemplate = fap, amirite?

Also: moar Polite Fight, please!

How much to play video games with Teti and Gus? I'd like Drew to show up too.

Enough with the scat stories.

I gave another possible explanation, but go ahead and ignore that one.

Carmen Esposito or GTFO.

Tell your wife to stop making my wife look bad. She won't watch anything R-rated or, you know, good. It's so fucking frustrating.

Yeah, I'll watch it.

Idris was too busy doing blow off some model's b-hole.

I heard he's world-class on the accordion.

Gross.

I yelled, "Hey man, nice shot!"

Chinga, ya me sondearon el culo!

What a loon!

She gets off on being withholding, I imagine.

Sign me up, neo-cons.

Where's Ralph Nader when you need him?

Not Donald Trump?

Or ride a bicycle.

The stretch marks and ugly boobs niche.