Mace: On second thought…room for one more?

The Seven do love incest.

Then he runs to Brienne for a good pegging?

Is this the same narrator from Loose Change or are they just both from the same general area of the US (I'm guessing Rust Belt)?

So you're saying you're open to the idea.
—Microsoft [penis]

Sounds worth it.

This is why Jason hates sporty girls.

Note to self: don't say you write for Broad City anymore.

Damn, guuurl!

Sometimes you eat the Pope, sometimes the Pope eats you.

I'd rather have rats.

Could we know his name? Or at least what kind of porn he does, etc.

Sounds like 40-year-old Virgin and whatnot.

I'm hoping it's not Mike's Hard Lemonade again, broham.

I think it's Trough Film.

Instead of tits, I got ballsack subtext, but potato; tomato, and stuff.

I want to see it so hard, but I can't find anyone to go. My wife is very not down to see it, and since we just moved here, I don't have a girlfriend yet (I kid, I kid)…I mean I don't have any bros to go with.

I laughed my ass off, but I wasn't expecting it to be very good, which made it that much more enjoyable.

Russian judge gave it a 9.

Pope still shits in the woods.