Santa Loves 'em Bald!

*sploosh!*

Uhhhh, have you forgotten your gigs of porn?

Well, Aussies don't understand the connotation, bush being wilderness. If it'd been called "Shaved Christmas"…

God's kind of a dick.

It's been re-named MILF Lake.

I am the gun-toting fuckwits' talking point, I want them all banned. Enough is enough. Turn them all into plowshares.

So much TV, so little time.

African sparrow.

Samesies. IDGAF if it's about Cersei or even trial-by-combat, if they get it on, it's CleganeBowl.

delicious!

CleganeBowl can still happen, yo.

I wanted the Mountain to kill them all. Okay, maybe leave one witness, but one fatality is never enough in GoT.

I loved it because it had a lot of action. I was predicting an easy Mountain victory in the Cleganebowl, but Hound looked badass this week. I'm adjusting my line. Also: fuck yeah, Arya. I'm confused how she survived the gut wounds without surgery, but I'll suspend disbelief I guess.

Dammit, I stopped at like season 5, don't tell me I have more stuff to watch!

Not a lot of options to go hetero, so…

This is the scariest Nostradamus comment ever.

Let me reassure you, your guns won't be taken away thanks to the NRA. My voice, even your idea of tougher restrictions, will not be heard in Congress. We may disagree, but I don't hate you or anyone else, I'm just deeply upset that this kind of thing is normal and that many people in power aren't interested in finding…

Mine's the actual interview where Ted Bundy lies and manipulates for the last time.

Better than The Big Bang Theory or SportsCenter or some shit.