And yet, even Jesus complains about GRRM.

The refractory period has passed, he's ready to come again.

Except when the Red Woman resurrects you.

Hologram Jesus is sexy and see-through.

So Inglourious Basterds.

I hope Mel has become Mormon so we can get Christ in America!

Apparently not her hair.

Rich kids who leech off their wealthy parents. I guess the few people I'm biased against aren't prostitutes. Also, Dude, prostitute is not the preferred nomenclature: sex-workers, please.

Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable: vagina.

How much shouting will be in this? A lot is my guess.

Bee serious.

Her name's Maude.

*Spoiler Alert* Since it's the cliffhanger and such, Philip and Elizabeth are not going back to Mother Russia next season.

It's funny and topical, because he rapes defenseless women and gets a light sentence…

I uh…you're welcome.

Why would he ever shave?

Must be rough to be both handsome and talented.

MTV is the worst.

Stop making me like you, Paige.

The subtext just got hawt.